Hank Bordowitz.
Dirty Little Secrets of the Record Business:
Why So Much Music You Hear Sucks. Chicago: Chicago
Review Press, 2007.
One could go on and on about the ills of the music industry.
Who’s to blame, why it’s happened, and what
the future holds is prime fodder for the popular press,
critics, and bloggers these days. But readers many times
get the surface treatment. Hank Bordowitz offers a more
detailed and a well-outlined history of how we got here
in Dirty Little Secrets of the Record Business.
Record labels, distribution companies, commercial radio,
and retailers have together and separately been blamed for
the declines in the recording industry. Consolidations,
panicky control measures, the lure of quick and easy windfalls,
and practices that don’t necessarily pass the sniff
test have affected all of these players at varying degrees
through the years. Bordowitz expertly outlines those developments
in plain English and what the results have meant for both
artists and fans.
The further reality is that advances in technology have
exacerbated the situation and in most cases put traditional
practices in a corner. The ying-yang of art vs. commerce
has always provided the fascinating interplay of music as
a business. The challenges brought about, however, have
always left the industry in a better place. Dirty Little
Secrets.. includes both a historical and more current
perspective on how the industry has fought, but eventually
accepted and monetized, such advances as the ability to
broadcast music through radio, record it on tape, and nowadays
share or sell it through the Internet. Though we’re
still trying to figure out the latter, history tells us
we’ll eventually get there. And the business models
will change accordingly. But perhaps some of the bad habits
will remain. Will the practice of paying in some way for
airplay or promotion, for instance, ever really go away?
Bordowitz has an extensive and varied background that enables
him to speak to the details of the processes involved in
several parts of the industry. The radio business, for example,
is well explained, warts and all. For insiders who have
worked in any part of the music business, though, there
may be little that’s newly revealed. Students of the
business, consumers, and fans, however, have a good primer
here. Background information (the history of record retail,
for example), legal issues, and simple explanations of the
sometimes quirky economics of the business are outlined
in everyday terms. Simple and sometimes humorous analogies
(what if General Motors addressed declining sales the same
way the music industry has?) further clarify.
A challenge to anyone writing about the industry is that
it’s virtually impossible to be current with the material.
These days the ink could hardly be dry at the publishing
house before a Steve Jobs product presentation or a bill
in Congress sends at least a tremor of change through the
biz. Bordowitz does extrapolate and project forward, which
is probably the best one can do given the rapidity of change.
Amidst the conclusion, he doesn’t lose sight of the
good and hopeful things that are happening in the new environment:
artists succeeding more on their own terms, for instance.
There are probably dirty little secrets in every industry.
When profits and pleasing shareholders become the endgame,
there is certainly going to be a new set of rules. That’s
natural, though. Gained efficiencies, reduced costs, and
capitalized opportunities keep stakeholders happy, but challenge
and frustrate the players. The music business did indeed
grow in an environment akin to the Wild West. And it prospered
in the same atmosphere. So there are perhaps some habits
that are hard to break as the industry begins to reflect
the rest of Wall Street, fortunately or unfortunately. But
the goal remains the same: deliver the music to the people
who will enjoy it, especially when they will pay to do so,
thereby supporting the creator’s ability to make a
living and deliver more.
The subtitle of the book, “…Why So Much of the
Music You Hear Sucks” is a murky subject that could
perhaps be subject to never-ending debate. Sure, there’s
a lot of dysfunction in the system, but the quality of the
music is a relative, subjective matter, and there are plenty
of periods in the history of pop music when it’s been
questioned. Many argue that while the major gatekeepers
have stood staring at the headlights, smaller operations
and independent artists who grasped technology and/or new
trends, rather than fight or ignore them, have delivered
great music to listeners who may not have heard it otherwise.
Bordowitz explains very well the bad habits and lost focus
that developed within the music business models through
the years. One can only wonder what “great”
artists or songs never became so due to those shenanigans
or how many still won’t during these days of mergers
and consolidations. But is it possible that truly great
music, no matter what stands in the way, will find its audience
somehow, some way, despite the dirty little secrets of the
record business?
-REVIEWED BY STORM GLOOR


Martin Atkins.
Tour:Smart, And Break The Band. Chicago: Smart
Books, 2007.
Touring can test a band and its management
in more ways than one. All cylinders in a band's engine
must be firing, including the publicity machine, street
teams, transportation, lodging, equipment, house personnel,
merchandising crew--the touring machine has many parts and
a failure of any of them can spell disaster. Being on the
road for weeks or months can also stress professional and
personal relationships. So why run the risk? Are the rewards
worth it?
Answers to these questions can be
found in Martin Atkins' new book, "Tour:Smart, And
Break the Band." Atkins brings a wealth of experience,
as his resume includes decades of work with such famous
acts as Public Image, Ltd., Nine Inch Nails, and Skinny
Puppy. This sizable volume (over 550 pages) contains a compelling
mixture of theory and practice, along with enough "real
world" stories to make an educational and exciting
read. Atkins augments his own background and insight with
dozens of contributing authors representing a variety of
related professions, such as marketers, journalists, and
managers. Included are the usual discussions on the strengths
and shortcomings of the digital age--but always presented
with a reminder that despite all of the available gee-whiz
technology, real fans and long-term success are best cultivated
the way they always have been, that is to say, live, and
in person. The hassle of touring and taking the time to
form "real" relationships with audiences and other
professionals can pay off in the form of increased exposure,
better merchandise sales numbers, and more industry mindshare.
Atkins provides a no-nonsense (there's
a chapter dedicated to "Sex on the Road"), edgy
(another on drugs) approach that acknowledges the gritty
side of the business while being very clear that professionalism,
integrity, success should always be held paramount. Indiscretions
or mishaps of one kind or another may be inevitable, but
ultimately the welfare of the touring group and its fans
should never be placed in jeopardy because of an incapacitated/unavailable
musician or surprise border inspection. Touring is a business
and a valuable opportunity for an act: when you're doing
it, you're really performing 24 hours a day. This is an
excellent message for everyone, but should be particularly
valid in the classroom, as we are helping young professionals
form their mindset for entering the industry.
Despite the book's length, the text
is broken up with a generous variety of photographs, interviews,
diagrams, tables, and sidebars that keep it interesting.
Additionally, the writing style is informal and very entertaining—there
is a lot of useful information packed in here. The book
is broken into sixty chapters of varying length, which means
that several chapters are only going to be a few pages long
(the chapters on "Karma" and "Murphy's Law"
for example, are essentially one page apiece!) The coverage
is as broad as the touring business itself, and provides
quite a bit of practical insight. Some artists, for example,
may not understand why it's better to tour in the Eastern
half of the U.S. (closer cities, more shows, less gas, more
money), nor may they understand the wisdom of visiting the
same area twice on a single tour. Other groups may be interested
in learning how inserting even a few days off into a tour
schedule can push the tour's bottom line into the red. We
also see how Microsoft Excel can be used to manage everything
from guest lists to travel budgets. Other topics include
contracts (and riders), street teams, professionalism, promotion,
family life for a touring band, international travel, merchandising,
the real costs of tour busses, gas, hotels, and of again,
lots of anecdotes from the road. The book does provide an
index as well as short biographical information on its list
of contributors. There's something for everybody here, whether
you're a fan of the musicians discussed in the book (and
there are many), an industry professional, or an educator.
Some may feel the book's size and
scope might be more than what they are looking for, and
they could be right--this book doesn't pretend to tell you
everything about everything. Where it excels, though, is
in presenting a soup-to-nuts sweep of the business of touring,
and in that regard it is a very impressive and useful book.
I would highly recommend that you evaluate this volume and
consider using it in your courses. Martin Atkins has put
together a unique and interesting text and does a very good
job of sharing his years of experience with us. At the time
of this writing, its street price (less than $20) makes
it a "best buy," a unique volume that really accomplishes
what it sets out to do.
-REVIEWED BY THAD MEYER

The Brian Setzer Orchestra
Wolfgang’s Big Night Out
Surfdog Records
Produced by Dave Darling and Brian Setzer
Once upon a time, a teenaged Brian
Setzer was a Bloodless Pharaoh. A CBGB’s band (that
should say it all, but it doesn’t), they lurked in
the musical regions of the Talking Heads, appealing to the
new-wave crowd that appreciated the old school values of
musical competency, melody, and moodiness, all anathema
to the punk ethos that spawned them. A band that should
have gotten better than they did, they were nonetheless
a band of their time.
Since those heady days, Setzer seems
to have advanced by going backwards, taking his music back
in time. He first became a hit with rockabilly revivalists
The Stray Cats. Working familiar turf with an amphetamine
charge, Setzer, Lee Rocker and Slim Jim Phantom became hits
and darlings of fashionistas, fiftiesophiles, and fun-seekers
of all musical stripes, an A&R, promotion, and publicity
department wet dream. What was not to like? They charged
the music with the kind of raw sexual energy of the young
Elvis Presley and Jerry Lee Lewis and the precision picking
of Carl Perkins.
After that flourish of success, Setzer
could basically do as he pleased. And what seemed to please
him was taking a step further back in time. He put together
the Brian Setzer Orchestra, a big-band-come-lately at the
height of the nuevo-swing movement that offered up such
pretenders as The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies along with
real deals like the Royal Crown Review. Setzer’s band
turned out to be as real a deal with material from the 30s
and 40s as they were with rockabilly, playing tunes like
“Pennsylvania 6500” , “A Nightingale Sang
In Berkeley Square” , and even managing to land a
minor hit and crack the Billboard Hot 100 with a rendition
of Louis Prima’s “Jump, Jive, and Wail.”
Like so many of the classic big bands, the BSO also assayed
show tunes, not so much because they were one of the popular
musics of the time, but as a right of big band passage,
taking on “Get Me to the Church On Time,” “Luck
Be A Lady,” and “Mack The Knife.”
This brings us to Wolfgang’s
Big Night Out. Setzer and his merry gang offer up an entire
CD of another one of the original big bands’ favorite
tricks, taking familiar classical themes and setting them
in the band’s particular milieu. Simply in terms of
hits, Benny Goodman did it with “Rhapsody In Blue,”
(distilling and encapsulating Gershwin’s sprawling
masterpiece into a three minute single); Glenn Miller took
the “Anvil Chorus” from Verdi’s Il Trovatore
to #3 in 1941, as Harry James took Rimsky Korsakov’s
“Flight of the Bumblebee” to #20 in 1940, the
same year Woody Herman took Khachaturian’s “Sabre
Dance” to #3. Many others played this classical card
as well.
Setzer and his big band dig into
the latter two, turning “Flight of the Bumblebee”
into “Honey Man,” and doing a version of the
“Sabre Dance” that Herman, one of the few big
band leaders to embrace rock as music (c.f.; his version
of Frank Zappa’s “America Drinks and Goes Home”
) would have enjoyed, thought it has more to do with the
version by one of Setzer’s rockabilly buddies, Dave
Edmunds than it does with a big band.
But the leader’s instrument
is always front and center in a big band, which is one of
the things that makes the Setzer band so dynamic –
not many big bands were actually led by guitarists. Indeed,
“For Lisa” (a take on Beethoven’s “Fur
Elise”), which starts off as an almost classical arrangement
before exploring Lang/Venuti territory. He reverts to his
more mainstream rock chops on “Take a Break Guys”
(a version on “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
– perhaps an addendum to his holiday oeuvre), veering
away from the more careful jazz arpeggios of much of the
album for a more distorted, contemporary sound.
The main thing, though, is while
the material is classical, Setzer rarely fails to swing.
Otherwise, it wouldn’t mean a thing.
References:
www.allmusic.com – The All Music Guide
Whitburn, Joel, 1991; Pop Memories, 1890 – 1954, Record
Research, NY
-REVIEWED BY HANK B.
BORDOWITZ